Killer Tomato Comes Through
The Dodger bullpen hasn't exactly been lights out lately. First Jonathan Broxton gets hammered in San Diego, and last night, on Takashi Saito's first night back from injury, he blew his first save in his last 27 chances. Leading 2-1 in the 9th, Matt Stairs came up and knocked one out of the park to tie it up. Joe Beimel then gave up the go-ahead run in the 10th. Luckily, Olmedo Saenz was there to save the day. After Tony Abreu walked to lead off the bottom of the 10th inning, Saenz drove a pitch into the seats to win it for the Dodgers. He was mobbed at the plate as "Killer Tomato" flashed across the stadium (a welcome break from the shameless advertisements that usually occupy those spaces).

Tonight, Derek Lowe goes against ... some guy I've never heard of. Toronto sucks. If we don't sweep this series it'll be a total fucking disaster. The only reason to watch this weekend is for the givaways the team's having (Beach Towels, Hollywood Stars game, Alarm Clocks). GOOO DODGERS!

Roger Comes Back, America Weeps With Joy
Roger Clemens made his 2007 Major League debut today, pitching 6 innings, allowing 3 earned runs, and earning his 349th career win. Now the Yankees are only 10 games out of first place. I think I'll wet my pants.

Akon Still Can't Deal With Kids
There he goes again. Akon threw a 15 year old boy off the stage at one of his recent concerts. This guy sure has a way with minors. Luckily, someone was nice enough to take a picture of the incident.

Those who recognize trends will remember him freaking with a girl who turned out to be 15 years old as well a couple weeks ago. Thank god for cameras.

To be fair, there's no bloody way he could have thought she was only 15. Wearing that, she looks plenty old enough. Her parents should be shot for letting her out of the house wearing that whore uniform. Still, If I were Akon, I'd be taking it easy from now on. Here's an idea: don't let any fans on stage during the show.