After all of the build up, all of the excitement for opening day finally reaches its zenith and the first pitch is thrown, what happens to the Dodgers? Of course, they go down faster than a drunk USC cheerleader. Derek Lowe got slapped around, as has been the case now for his last three consecutive opening day starts. On the flip side, Ben Sheets was throwing bullets past the Dodgers, allowing only 2 hits and pitching a complete game. 2 hits? That's really all we could muster? 2 goddamn hits??? Pathetic.

At least Nomar didn't get hurt.

Yet.