1-12
Post break record.
Shittiness unfathomable.
I cannot stand.

Hope you hated that haiku as much as it pained me to write it. The Dodgers are absolutely and unforgivably terrible. A couple days ago when I joked that the Dodgers realized they were the Dodgers, so they stopped winning, ... that was only supposed to go so far. The Dodgers realizing they were the Dodgers should have just pushed them back to mediocrity. Instead, it pushed them 100 miles past the break even point and into the zone of shit, which, until recently was only occupied by the likes of Pittsburgh and Kansas City. What an embarrassment.

So any good news? Actually, yes. The Dodgers FINALLY traded Odalis Perez today. This move has been long overdue. They gave up Perez, two minor leaguers and cash to the Royals for Elmer Dessens, who is now on his second tour with the Dodgers. Yay for Elmer. He can come back and be the average reliever he was before, which should be a boost to the awful pitching staff. The team however, will continue to suck. Just a hunch.