Clips lose, they're done, great season. Dodgers win, on a roll, whoopee. I didn't really see either because Jack Bauer got put on a FUCKING BOAT!!!

WHAT THE EFFF!?!?!? I will never forgive network execs for scheduling all three events at the same time. My sad poor tivo-less nervous fingers were quickly switching back and forth during commercials, trying to absorb as much Clippers as possible without missing the downfall of President Logan. This is absolute cruelty. This better not happen next year, or there will be hell to pay. And hell's name is Jack Bauer.

What a great cliff-hanging ending to this season of 24, btw. Jack Bauer beaten to a bloody pulp and put on a boat headed for Shanghai, something I honestly saw coming but great nonetheless. I mean, seriously, do you really think Jack Bauer could go romping around LA, suddenly alive and well, wreaking havoc for a day without the Chinese finding out about it? They just had to come back into play at some point in the season. They had to.

My early prediction for next season: Taking place a week after the kidnapping of Jack Bauer, a team of former CTU field ops consisting of Curtis Manning, Bill Buchanon, Chloe O'Brien, Audrey Raines, and a new skinny white haired fellow named Raiden arrive in Shanghai as civilians. Newly appointed President Hal Gardner has given the go-ahead to this team to infiltrate a Chinese military facility where satellite photos say Jack Bauer is currently being held. Knowledge of this group has been officially disavowed by the United States government, allowing it to act as a free independent body without restraint. The name of the group? Foxhound of course. With Bill Buchanon as the Col. Roy Campbell role, Curtis Manning as Black Snake, Audrey Raines as the Naomi Hunter role (without the betrayal, hopefully, you never know with this show), Chloe O'Brien as the white Mei-Ling (with a lot more frowning), and Raiden as ... Raiden, the fruity guy who manages to make the whole thing seem a little gayer. Their mission: Infiltrate this facility, find Jack Bauer, bring him back alive, and secure the plans for a mobile nuclear missile launcher codenamed "Metal Gear". No ... wait ... scratch that last part. Just get Bauer back to America alive. Can they do it? Find out next season on: 24!