Barry Bonds vs. Iraq War
Who will win?

War - George W. Bush makes decision to go into Iraq. War drags on for years. What was supposed to be a search for WMD's and liberation of the Iraqi people turns into an all out hate fest. Bush later maintains that it was the right decision to make at the time.
Bonds - Bruce Bochy makes decision to play Bonds on the road to try to win games. Bonds breaks record on the road and is deluged by boos. What should have been a historic moment turns into an all out hate fest. Bochy later maintains that it was the right decision to make at the time.
Edge - Bonds.

War - All evidence pointed toward Iraq having WMD's. Upon further investigation, no definitive proof of WMD's are found. But we're all still suspicious.
Bonds - All evidence pointed toward Bonds having juiced. Upon further investigation, no definitive proof of Bonds' juicing is found. But we're all still suspicious.
Edge - War.

War - Pretty much no one supports it, except for a few remaining die-hard Republicans.
Bonds - Pretty much no one supports him, except for San Francisco residents.
Edge - Bonds.

War - Costing the government a lot of money. Decision must be made whether or not to continue our presence or create an exit strategy.
Bonds - Costing the Giants a lot of money. Decision must be made whether or not to resign Bonds next year or force him to retire.
Edge - War.

War - Main enemy: suicide bombing, RPG wielding, America hating, radical Jihad-ing terrorists
Bonds - Main enemy: Bud Selig
Edge - Bonds

Winner - Bonds. The war on terror ain't got nothin' on Barry.

Bills Thrills
Chad Billingsley pitched the first complete game of his career last night, as the Dodgers beat the Astros. This gave the bullpen some much needed rest. The pen had thrown about 99999.2 innings the past week, so Bills' game was a godsend.

Next week, the Giants come to town. If Bonds breaks the record at Dodger Stadium .... well ... let's just say it won't be pretty.